Raw Review for July
21, 2008 by: Colin "Colb"
Bonham
The Raw Report – The Animal Cheated Out Again
Last night’s Raw was more of the same thing that we have
been seeing since the draft in June. By that, I mean the
show is fresh and more unpredictable than it has been for
a long time. Having said that, I didn’t enjoy the show as
much as I had the previous 3 weeks, as they didn’t seem
too make much progress in any area. On to my thought on
the show:
• The show begins with a video package from the Great
American Bash. The package shows the World Heavyweight
Title match and the ending where Kane screwed Batista out
of the title. I assumed that that would be the focus for
much of the show, with much of the attention directed at
the new rivalry between Batista and Kane. Now I’ve never
made it a secret that I am a big fan of the Big Red
Machine, and think that if utilized properly, he can still
be an effective talent. As you’ll see from my thoughts of
later in the show, I was again disappointed with the way
it was booked. The video package ends and we go to the
production truck where Batista has just finished watching
the package. He then heads to the ring and cuts a decent
promo about the fact that he’s putting himself in charge
without Steph and Shane being at the show (again). Batista
says he’s only going to make one match for the night, and
that’s a World Title re-match between Punk and himself.
JBL comes on to the big screen and disagrees with Batista,
telling him he’s had his shot, and that it’s JBL’s turn at
Summerslam (hypocritical isn’t it?). Key CM Punk, who
makes his way to the ring and tells Batista that he can
beat him, and that he wants to prove it. So he accepts
Batista’s challenge, setting up a World Title match as the
main event. A fine segment that made sense except for the
part where JBL says he should have a title shot, like he
hasn’t already had his chance.
• After the break Shawn Michaels’ music hits and the crowd
goes crazy. The music stops after a few seconds and
changes to Lance Cade’s music. Cade cuts a good pre-match
promo, encouraging Michaels to come down to the ring to
face him, so they could have words they should have had a
long time ago. Cade’s opponent is Paul London, who gets
squashed by Cade in a couple of minutes. I like that they
are having London semi-involved in the fued because of
Shawn Michaels being his idol, but they killed any chance
of him having any kind of impact on the fued, having him
squashed two weeks running. Cade says that if that wasn’t
enough for Michaels to come out, maybe the next thing will
be. Chris Jericho comes out, and cuts a great promo in my
eyes. I love it when heels try to gain legitimate heat
like Jericho does, blaming the fans for what is happening
to Shawn Michaels, instead of just telling them they suck
or something. While he’s getting booed, he definitely
deserves louder boos than he’s getting, because what he’s
doing week after week is really showing him to be a great
heel. WWE did a good job with the video package they
showed of Jericho laying in to Michaels eye from the Bash,
it looked stiff and semi-legit, which I suppose is the
most you can ask for in a situation like that.
• After the commercial, we get Kelly Kelly against Beth
Phoenix. I have to say, when I heard Beth’s music, I
expected total squash. But credit to WWE for giving Kelly
Kelly some offense. She’s incredibly hot, and vastly
improving in the ring, and I thought the two ladies had a
decent bout, better than I expected. Obviously Beth came
away with the victory (I don’t think there was any
question of that) and I don’t think Kelly Kelly will ever
be great in the ring, but she’s on the way to becoming
completely passable, so she can be a useful face diva from
here on. She’s been getting a good pop from the crowd too,
which is encouraging.
• Cole and Lawler announce that after the break will be a
rematch from last week’s Raw, seeing Cena and Cryme Tyme
take on JBL and the Tag Champs. My initial thought when I
heard about this match was that they better do something
different, otherwise there was no real point in the match.
So back from Commercial and we have Jim Duggan in the ring
saying that Rhodes and DiBiase were right, it’s probably
time for him to hang up his boots. Jerry Lawler gets into
the ring and says the business doesn’t have an age limit,
and if he wants to continue he should. The Tag Champs come
out and talk about how old both Lawler and Duggan are, and
Lawler gives Cody a good slap around the face. I hope to
God WWE aren’t planning on having Duggan and Lawler form a
team and take the tag belts from DiBiase and Rhodes,
because the Tag Belts have enough credibility issues as it
is. So we get in to the match, and I’m hoping and wishing
for a different result. And the match did end
differently…Instead of pinning Rhodes this week, Cena pins
DiBiase. I was utterly confused as to the point of the
booking here. It’s not like Cena needed to win a match
tonight after his loss last night. Cena is over and
credible enough to take losses for a while and pinning the
Tag Champs two weeks running shows that the Champs are
more of an afterthought. Again, the credibility of the Tag
Titles takes another hit here. The match was fine for what
it was, but the booking left a lot to be desired.
• Backstage we see Cade and Jericho walking, probably
leaving the building. They open a door and Kane appears.
He stares at them before walking off, probably to find
Batista. Here, I was still in hope for something good
later in the night.
• Next we have an Inter-Gender tag match. Paul Burchill
and Katie Lea against Mickie James and Kofi Kingston. Now
after last week, where both Paul and Katie Lea lost to
their opponents of tonight in singles action, I was hoping
that they’d come away with a victory to keep the feuds
going. Sure enough they did. The match was fine, and the
two feuds in one match continue for another week. Kofi
isn’t hurt by the loss, because he looked like he had hurt
his ankle with the missing the Kick on Burchill on the
ring-post spot.
• Next we have another backstage segment with Jamie Noble,
again trying to convince Layla to be with him, and again
getting shown up, this time at the hands of Batista, who
is angry and looking for Kane. Noble is funny in his role,
but I fail to see how much further they can go with this.
At this point in time, Noble is like Santino Marella, in
the sense that he’s entertaining, but nobody expects him
to win matches. Maybe they should form a team…I’m kidding.
• We then have CM Punk with Todd Grisham. CM Punk cuts
another good promo (he’s making a habit of them as of
late), but is interrupted by JBL. Punk asks him what he
wants, and JBL says he wants a title shot at Summerslam,
and tells Punk he’s a Transitional Champion. Punk tells
JBL to check the record books to see who Punk’s first
Title defense was again. I’m glad they mentioned this,
cause I was starting to worry they’d forgotten that these
two had already had a title match, with the way they are
having JBL demand his shot.
• After the commercial, Santino Marella comes to the ring,
and says his open challenge was meant to be for a man. And
he wants to re-issue it, to a man only. We have the
re-debut of D-Lo Brown, who got a nice pop from the crowd.
I like D-Lo, and I’ve always enjoyed his in-ring work, and
last night was no different. I could see him as an
Intercontinental Champion in the coming months, and I
think him, Kofi, Burchill and whoever else could have some
good matches. Obviously D-Lo got the victory. After the
match, Beth Phoenix comes back down to the ring, and we
have this awkward segment, where Beth and Santino begin to
fight, but stop. They then kiss in the middle of the ring,
before Santino leaves awkwardly. I liked the whole segment
and match, and I’m looking forward to seeing the storyline
with Beth and Santino progress. Maybe Beth will encourage
Santino to be a little more competent in the ring. Who
knows?
• Then we move to the main event, and Batista is out
first. Followed by, not Punk, but Kane. My hopes of a good
angle here were dashed, as I didn’t possibly see how
anything good could happen before we’d even had the title
match. If something good was to have happened, we wouldn’t
have had a title match, which the crowd would have been
pissed about. So Punk comes down to the ring after Kane
chokeslams Batista, and knocks Kane out of the ring. Does
Kane get back into the ring to fight back? No. He walks up
the ramp with his brown bag, and we don’t see him again.
Great. I’m not saying they could have done much more here,
but the point is, I don’t think they should have had Kane
appear at this point in the show, because there was no
much they could do with him, if they were going to have a
title match. The match itself was fine, not as good as the
bout they had last night, again ending in DQ, this time
with JBL stopping the match instead. We then have Cena
running down to the ring to stop JBL, and inadvertently
hitting Batista instead of JBL. Cena and Batista brawl to
end the show, planting the seeds for a feud in the future.
So two night’s running, the World Heavyweight Title match
ends in DQ, and at the end of the show last night, I was
left with a feeling that not much was different from after
The Bash went off the air on Sunday night.