Raw Review for July
14, 2008 by:Colin "Colb"
Bonham
The Raw Report – One Step
Forward...One Step Back
I enjoyed last night’s Raw, as there was a lot of the good
stuff we have been seeing since the Draft last month, but
there was also some questionable booking from WWE,
especially surrounding the Kane storyline. Oh well, I
guess I can’t have it all! On to my thoughts of the show.
• For the third week running, the show opens with the
Boss’s children pleading for unity, and vowing to come to
RAW if things don’t change. One thing that WWE did a great
job on last night was making sure that this ‘unity’ that
the McMahon’s were calling for was completely ignored,
which sets up an interesting show next week after the
bash. We then cut straight to ringside where Shawn
Michaels and Chris Jericho are brawling, with Lance Cade
getting involved also. Then the angle that I had been
waiting for kicked off, where the deranged and seemingly
Schizophrenic Kane walks down to the ring with a brown bag
(is the mask in there?), scaring off Lilian and the
ringside staff, before screaming I’m sorry to King and
Cole. I thought this was well done, as it didn’t give too
much away about what was going on with Kane, leaving it
open for him to return again later in the night. We then
cut backstage again to where Chris Jericho, Lance Cade and
Shawn Michaels are again brawling. This whole opening
segment was a very good start, as it really emphasized the
chaos on the broadcast when there was ‘no one in charge’.
Good Start.
• Mickie James and Katie Lea had a decent, fun match that
the crowd was in to. But the questionable booking stepped
in here, with Mickie getting the victory with the Lou
Thesz press pin. Now I understand that Mickie is the
Women’s Champion, and is the top dog in the Women’s
division, but it would have made more sense to me, to have
Paul interfere and give Katie a victory, seeing as Katie
is the best suited to a women’s title feud right now. This
leads to Paul getting in the ring and holding Mickie so
that Katie Lea can work over Mickie, which gives her some
of her heat back. Then we get Kofi Kingston to make the
save, setting up an Intercontinental title match between
himself and Burchill after the commercial break. This gave
an element of importance to the championship, with the
Champion, obviously heated up, reading and willing to put
the championship on the line.
• The Match itself was good, especially when Kofi was
allowed to be his energetic self. The crowd were way into
Kofi, which means good things for his future. The Match
ends with Kofi getting the victory after the Spin Kick. I
have a feeling the fued between the Champ and Birchill
isn’t over yet, so if that’s the case, Burchill and Kofi
will have to develop better In-ring chemistry, because I
didn’t really feel it last night. But time is definitely
on their side.
• We then head backstage where Santino Marella is talking
to Matt Striker about his open challenge. Key Kane segment
two, as the Big Red Machine comes in to view demanding to
see Punk. Santino asks him if he’s tried the Pepsi
Machine. I smirked at this, as I happen to find Santino
highly entertaining.
• After the commercial break, we see Kane in the locker
room with CM Punk. Kane demands a match later in the show,
saying he ‘needs this’. Punk accepts, looking as confused
as the rest of us watching as to Kane’s motives. Some more
good stuff from Kane, that set up what would seem like a
climax later in the show in the match against Punk.
• I loved the John Cena segment with Todd Grisham last
night – I thought Cena was fantastic. He really made the
match at the GAB against JBL seem important, and the
passion the man has for the business was again evident in
the promo. He definitely gave it his all. Cena and Cryme
Tyme then challenge JBL and two partners of his choice to
the main event later that night. Very good segment.
• Having Beth Phoenix come out as Santino’s opponent and
subsequently beating him was entertaining, and the crowd
seemed to like it, and that’s all that really matters.
Santino losing to Beth doesn’t hurt him much, as he’ll
stay over because of his comedic value. Another fun
segment.
• There’s no doubt that Kelly Kelly is hot, but I was
honestly hoping that something would happen that would bar
her from wrestling a singles match on the show. Thank God
it did, with the tag champions making their entrance to
spoil the upcoming match...shame. The whole next segment
with the Tag Champs was done to set up JBL recruiting them
for his team in the main event, after JBL was ‘impressed’
with what they had to say. The segment was fine, and Cody
and Ted are decent and improving on the mic. Hacksaw was
used to bring some heat for the Tag Champs, and it worked
well. I think it’s going to take a lot more for the Tag
Champs to get over than it has for someone like Kofi,
because in reality there isn’t that much about the Rhodes
or DiBiase that stands out or is different. But they are
young talents, with bright futures, and I have no doubt
that if they are continued to be used correctly, they will
get over with the crowd, and become future stars of the
show. I don’t know why, but something screams ‘Valet’ to
me when I look at the team. The question would be who
would be a suitable fit?
• I was really interested to see what they did with the
Punk/Kane match, as I thought they were very limited in
how they could end the match to keep both competitors
strong. In the end, the DQ victory for Punk made the most
sense. Kane then showed his sadistic side by trying to end
Punk once and for all, putting a steel chair around the
neck of Punk and going to the top rope. Key Batista
entrance. This makes sense as the challenger doesn’t want
to see Kane take out Punk with the title being on the line
on Sunday. This is when the booking again because
questionable. WWE had spent the first hour of the program
building up Kane’s storyline, to have him be completely
taken out of proceedings with a steel chair by Batista,
like he didn’t even matter. Punk and Batista have a
confrontation, which results in Batista spinebustering
Punk. But where is Kane? Surely they could have thought
about bringing the monster back into the picture,
attacking one or both of the two in the ring, or at the
very least, show him going ballistic at ringside after
Batista leaves. But what do we get? Nothing. This
disappointed me greatly, as any momentum Kane had built up
over the night was virtually killed here. Could we see
Kane again in the night? I was wrongfully hopeful.
• Chris Jericho and Paul London had a short but solid
match. I liked how the commentators pointed out that
London had wanted to emulate Shawn Michaels his whole
life. It gave the match a little bit more meaning and
significance. Obviously Jericho picks up the victory, and
the post-match promo was good. I also liked Lance Cade at
ringside with a chair, protecting himself and Jericho from
another Michaels attack. This gave the match an edgy feel
to it, as we could never be sure that Michaels wouldn’t
return to the ring and attack the pair again. Instead
Michaels comes out after Jericho’s promo, and says that
they do agree on one thing, that on Sunday, the worst is
yet to come. A good segment that did a good job of hyping
up the PPV match on Sunday.
• I’ve enjoyed the segments with Jamie Noble since he came
to RAW. I like his gimmick of him trying to impress the
ladies with his talk, but not being able to back it up. I
can’t believe I’m actually going to say this, but I
actually enjoyed Snitsky last night. Was I jumping up and
down with excitement? No. But I thought he was effective
in his role. It might even be worth turning Snitsky face,
as he can’t get over as a heel. That nose break looked
pretty bad though didn’t it?
• I liked how WWE re-showed the McMahon’s segment from the
start of the show, just in case anyone missed it. The
segment was very important to the theme of the show, to
showing it again made a lot of sense.
• Finally we get to the main event, which I thought was a
good, solid match. The story was that Rhodes, DiBiase and
JBL isolated Cryme Tyme so that Cena could not get into
the match. The crowd was way into the match, which made it
that much better, and went wild when Cena finally got the
tag, and the subsequent victory. After the match, JBL runs
up the rampway towards the back, and taunts Cena to follow
him. Cena obliges, and we have a game of chase. At this
point I was still hoping for Kane to appear in some form
and attack Cena, or at least just have Cena stumble upon
Kane going crazy or insane, but nope. Then in one of the
dumbest endings to a RAW in a long time, JBL props Cena up
against a car after attacking him from behind, then
proceeds to drive his own car in to the car that Cena was
propped up against. Yeah...right. The only motive I can
see for WWE creative ending the show this way was that
things were definitely out of hand without someone in
charge, but other than that, I thought it was stupid. If
JBL had hit Cena, there’s no question it would have killed
him. So obviously JBL had to miss, but when he got out of
the car, his reaction was confusing. JBL would have
obviously known he hadn’t hit Cena, cause he would have
seen it happen. So knowing he hadn’t hit him, why didn’t
he continue to look for Cena, or at least signal in some
way that he’d missed him. A strange ending to an otherwise
solid broadcast, minus the way they killed the momentum of
Kane. They better do something good at the Bash or next
week on RAW if they are going to make this heel turn be
effective and work.